Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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