need another drink. this is the easiest way
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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