this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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