I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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