For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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