i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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