is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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