Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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