just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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