yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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