You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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