he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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