I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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