No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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