Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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