I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I forget how to act sober
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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