Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
handjob tips. give me some.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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