A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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