so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
This baby is an asshole
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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