i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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