angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
