THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
vagina is talking i cant
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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