doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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