is wine microwaveable?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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