i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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