So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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