You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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