the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
