i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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