problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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