i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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