so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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