dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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