That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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