My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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