I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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