sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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