i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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