Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
This is classic penis vs brain.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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