hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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