Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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