maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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