tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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