oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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