her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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