Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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