why didn't you poke me back
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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