what if I'm pregnant?
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my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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