i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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