Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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