i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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