fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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