Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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