I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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