Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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