I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
