Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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