How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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