I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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