this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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