I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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